

4 days in Long Beach + LA
Hopped off the plane at LAX...and went immediately to In-N-Out. I have a love-hate relationship with LA. The things I hate: How people dress at LAX. Like come on, you're getting on a plane. The traffic and lack of public transit infrastructure The fact that people shop at Erewhon non-ironically All the weird services rich LA people pay out the ass for (e.g., having a spirit medium come to your house and scribble on a paper to connect with your dead relative or reiki for your
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Two Moderately Unsurprising Sub-par Fish Experiences
Sub-par Fish Experience #1: I tried the sushi at Lifetime Fitness so you don't have to Most Mondays, my husband and I go to the gym and stop at the grocery store on our way home to get food for the week and practice a tradition I call "choose your own dinner," where we each choose something from the grocery store to eat for dinner. Typically, we get grocery store sushi because while I am elitist about some things, grocery store sushi is not one of them. While we enjoy this tr
May 83 min read


Avocado Toast
The one thing millennials will never kill Us millennials get accused of killing so many things. And in most cases, they are things that...
Sep 20, 20253 min read


Savory Fruit Salad
I love making savory fruit salads with summer fruit, especially cantaloupe, watermelon, and peaches. While calling this a “recipe” is...
Sep 10, 20251 min read


2025 MN State Fair Non-New Food Recap
Every year, the Minnesota State Fair has some really fabulous new foods and some really disappointing new foods. That's why it's...
Sep 2, 20254 min read


2025 MN State Fair New Food Recap
I went to the Minnesota State Fair four times this year, for a total of 34 hours and approximately 53,000 steps/22 miles walked. I tried...
Aug 31, 20255 min read
